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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Paris Erupts in Celebrations, Riots After PSG Wins Champions League - WSJ

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Two Galaxy Clusters Are on a Collision Course, NASA’s Chandra X-Ray Observatory Reveals - The Daily Galaxy

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Tomatoes Recalled Over 'High Risk of Illness or Death' - Newser

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

Just Forget it!

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Raw Milk Is Trending — Here's Why Doctors Are Seriously Concerned - BuzzFeed

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do men like women gold diggers?

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

What happens if a parent refuses to let their child be transgender? What happens if the parent tries their hardest not to allow their child to be trans, like flushing every bottle of their trans child's HRT down the toilet?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Still no good

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

We’re About To Talk To Dolphins… But Are We Ready To Hear The Truth? - The Daily Galaxy

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?