What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:47

Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
Just Forget it!
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
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They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men like women gold diggers?
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Still no good
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids